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Today’s Silly Spam entries:

bureaucrat devotion
grille mist

That first one’s not just spam… it’s an oxymoron! I mean, who ever heard of a bureaucrat who’s devoted to anything??? Except maybe himself (or herself, as the case may be).

As for the second, wouldn’t mist on one’s grille be a bad idea??? Sure wouldn’t get your food cooked very fast that way. Of course, if it’s the front grille of a car, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. What other kinds of grilles are there? Or grills without the E?

Today’s Silly Spam subject:

legitimate E doctor

Yeah, I’m so sure. Like an electronic doctor could really diagnose somebody. Star Trek: Voyager this ain’t.

Today’s horoscope:

Dreams and meditations could lead to insights regarding how best to handle your finances and make your money grow. You could receive some surprising ideas from newspapers, TV, or the Internet. Your level of intuition is very high. No matter how outrageous an idea may seem, consider it well before making a decision. A written plan of action for anything you do would be helpful. Too many ideas are popping into your head and you’ll want to keep track of them.

Well, okay. I guess I can live with this.