It’s official. If I shopped at Macy’s, I’d have to kill Jessica Simpson. Or at least pop her a good one. In the ad I saw yesterday, she attacked a poor shopper and spritzed her, unasked, with perfume. Anybody does that me and they’ll get yelled at, at the very least. 99% of all perfumes send me into paroxysms of coughing.
Today’s post is long. So consider yourself warned.
And now, ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, it’s time for the return of Tori’s Dancing with the Stars report! [»]
Bed of Roses. Anybody remember that song by The Statler Brothers? I don’t know about anyone else, but I always thought it sounded extremely uncomfortable. But my new bed is great! I couldn’t feel the springs poking me. Heaven! I still didn’t sleep that well, but I don’t think that was the bed’s fault. I do feel a bit guilty about putting those sheep out of work again, though.
More archaeology news:
Ancient gold treasure puzzles archaeologists A priceless gold wreath has been unearthed in an ancient city in northern Greece, buried with human bones in a large copper vase that workers initially took for a land mine.
In the ad I saw yesterday, she attacked a poor shopper and spritzed her, unasked, with perfume. Anybody does that me and they’ll get yelled at, at the very least. 99% of all perfumes send me into paroxysms of coughing.